arachnid-abomination:

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

ttragician:

lesroisdumonde:

“oh my GOd there are TWO gay characters in this movie lets watch it”

“dude dude dude we have to see it it has a queer girl”

“I heard this movie has non-sexualized female character”

“ok I know it only has one girl but she is written like an ACTUAL PERSON!!”

“THERE IS A TRANS CHARACTER”

“so its not canon but if you squint I think this character is asexual”

“and get this the gay character is actually not white”

#we are desperate

misskittycoventry:

thedavidstrife:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

vranda-memes:

Modern poetry at its finest

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

she-rainbows:

any princess, as soon as adora shifts into a raw 8 foot of blonde butch goddess, she-ra:

gaiearth:

minelskede:

writing-prompt-s:

With the year almost over and with no major accomplishments, you want to try one last thing: spread a message of love in hopes that it will reach all corners of the internet to make people’s day. 

You are beautiful and worthy of love. Never forget this.

I love you @writing-prompt-s ❤️

This prompt doesn’t need a story

Us sharing this post is the story

topmeladies:

Me 2 seconds into my favourite show

shorthalt:

how to play dungeons and dragons

1. ignore all the “suggested” alignments to races
2. ignore the histories about certain races being evil
3. your material plane now
4. have fun

earthsiqn:

wlw in 2019 we’re growing fangs and kissing girls. no exceptions.

goodthingsarewaiting:

hugsfromyourbibrother:

sinagmaling-diwata:

Girls and gays going into 2019 like

I’m legit getting a crop top over the break

Will I ever get tired of watching this?

thequantumqueer:

jackcrutchies:

wancemcwain:

saints-row-2:

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

• broke high schooler
• broke college student
• freelance photographer
• high school teacher
• unpaid intern
• pizza delivery guy
• research assistant for doomed scientific project
• guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
• being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background